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[Download] ➼ Why Mummy Swears By Gill Sims – 19th-century.co The hilarious second novel and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller from author of the smash hit Why Mummy DrinksMonday 25 JulyThe first day of the holidays I suppose it could’ve been worse I brightly annouThe hilarious second novel and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller from author of the smash hit Why Mummy DrinksMonday 25 JulyThe first day of the holidays I suppose it could’ve been worse I brightly announced that perhaps it might be a lovely idea to go to a stately home and learn about some history As soon as we got there I remembered why I don’t use the flipping National Trust membership – because National Trust properties are full of very precious and breakable items and very precious and breakable items don’t really mix with children especially not small boys Where I had envisaged childish faces glowing with wonder as they took in the treasures of our nation’s illustrious past we instead had me shouting ‘Don’t touch DON’T TOUCH FFS DON’T TOUCH” while stoutly shod pensioners tutted disapprovingly and drafted angry letters to the Daily Mail in their headsHow manydays of the holiday are there?Welcome to Mummy’s worldThe Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business tripsMummy’s marriage is feeling the strain her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould Only Judgy the Proud and Noble Terrier remains loyal as alwaysMummy has also found herself a new challenge working for a hot new tech start up But not only is she worrying if at forty two she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity she’s also somehow accidentally rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard plays hard and doesn’t have to run out when the nanny calls in sickCan Mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? Can she really get away with wearing ‘comfy trousers’ to work? Andimportantly can she find the time to pour herself a large GT?Probably effing not.

The hilarious second novel and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller from author of the smash hit Why Mummy DrinksMonday 25 JulyThe first day of the holidays I suppose it could’ve been worse I brightly announced that perhaps it might be a lovely idea to go to a stately home and learn about some history As soon as we got there I remembered why I don’t use the flipping National Trust membership – because National Trust properties are full of very precious and breakable items and very precious and breakable items don’t really mix with children especially not small boys Where I had envisaged childish faces glowing with wonder as they took in the treasures of our nation’s illustrious past we instead had me shouting ‘Don’t touch DON’T TOUCH FFS DON’T TOUCH” while stoutly shod pensioners tutted disapprovingly and drafted angry letters to the Daily Mail in their headsHow manydays of the holiday are there?Welcome to Mummy’s worldThe Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business tripsMummy’s marriage is feeling the strain her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould Only Judgy the Proud and Noble Terrier remains loyal as alwaysMummy has also found herself a new challenge working for a hot new tech start up But not only is she worrying if at forty two she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity she’s also somehow accidentally rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard plays hard and doesn’t have to run out when the nanny calls in sickCan Mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? Can she really get away with wearing ‘comfy trousers’ to work? Andimportantly can she find the time to pour herself a large GT?Probably effing not.

mummy epub swears mobile Why Mummy mobile Why Mummy Swears EpubThe hilarious second novel and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller from author of the smash hit Why Mummy DrinksMonday 25 JulyThe first day of the holidays I suppose it could’ve been worse I brightly announced that perhaps it might be a lovely idea to go to a stately home and learn about some history As soon as we got there I remembered why I don’t use the flipping National Trust membership – because National Trust properties are full of very precious and breakable items and very precious and breakable items don’t really mix with children especially not small boys Where I had envisaged childish faces glowing with wonder as they took in the treasures of our nation’s illustrious past we instead had me shouting ‘Don’t touch DON’T TOUCH FFS DON’T TOUCH” while stoutly shod pensioners tutted disapprovingly and drafted angry letters to the Daily Mail in their headsHow manydays of the holiday are there?Welcome to Mummy’s worldThe Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business tripsMummy’s marriage is feeling the strain her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould Only Judgy the Proud and Noble Terrier remains loyal as alwaysMummy has also found herself a new challenge working for a hot new tech start up But not only is she worrying if at forty two she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity she’s also somehow accidentally rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard plays hard and doesn’t have to run out when the nanny calls in sickCan Mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? Can she really get away with wearing ‘comfy trousers’ to work? Andimportantly can she find the time to pour herself a large GT?Probably effing not.

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  1. Kindle Customer Kindle Customer says:

    eBook 19th century.co · Why Mummy Swears ePUB ´ Why Mummy eBook » mummy epub, swears mobile, Why Mummy mobile, Why Mummy Swears EpubI really enjoyed this book very realistic look at life love marriage work with all the swearing Although I began reading with a light hearted approach I also felt for her at timesA relatable read and great fun


  2. Dark Auntie Dark Auntie says:

    eBook 19th century.co · Why Mummy Swears ePUB ´ Why Mummy eBook » mummy epub, swears mobile, Why Mummy mobile, Why Mummy Swears EpubAbsolutely fabulous Hysterically funny because the situations she finds herself in are so recognisable If you like this you will also love Why Mummy Drinks I laughed out loud


  3. Jules Jules says:

    eBook 19th century.co · Why Mummy Swears ePUB ´ Why Mummy eBook » mummy epub, swears mobile, Why Mummy mobile, Why Mummy Swears EpubAs good as the last one I can only hope that Gill is going to continue writing as these books brought me endless joy A bedraggled self deprecating mummy of two previous moppets is trying hard to keep up with other perfect mummies at school This is not to be she can't even manage to be a good enough mummy Read it It's side splitting


  4. Busyworkingmum Busyworkingmum says:

    eBook 19th century.co · Why Mummy Swears ePUB ´ Why Mummy eBook » mummy epub, swears mobile, Why Mummy mobile, Why Mummy Swears EpubAnyone who has been married and had kids whilst working full time will relate to the numerous anecdotes in this book An entertaining light read with uirky observations about a chaotic family life


  5. BubblesDee BubblesDee says:

    eBook 19th century.co · Why Mummy Swears ePUB ´ Why Mummy eBook » mummy epub, swears mobile, Why Mummy mobile, Why Mummy Swears EpubVery funny book better than the first one Why Mummy Drinks in my opinion this one had of story to it Gill tells it how it is and puts it across in a way most of us can relate to My only criticisms are that once again if you read her Peter and Jane blog on Facebook then you have read most of this content before and I felt the book ended too suddenly I purchased the Kindle edition at the bargain price of £199 and was thoroughly entertained for the money


  6. Susan Glazier Susan Glazier says:

    eBook 19th century.co · Why Mummy Swears ePUB ´ Why Mummy eBook » mummy epub, swears mobile, Why Mummy mobile, Why Mummy Swears EpubJust had to read this follow up to Why Mummy Drinks Again a hilarious take on motherhood all the funny as I for one have felt many of the conflicted feelings expressed Parenting is no easy job I very much enjoyed this although not uite as much as the


  7. wildlives.co Customer wildlives.co Customer says:

    eBook 19th century.co · Why Mummy Swears ePUB ´ Why Mummy eBook » mummy epub, swears mobile, Why Mummy mobile, Why Mummy Swears EpubI loved this book as good as the first Nice and easy very funny and amongst the humour some extremely poignant points about the hardship of motherhoodThe only flaw I would point out is that ALL the characters spoke in long ranty sentences Even the illusive Ed has a convoluted monologue This can end up with the characters sounding samey Other than that loved it And I sincerely hope there's another one in the pipeline


  8. wildlives.co Customer wildlives.co Customer says:

    eBook 19th century.co · Why Mummy Swears ePUB ´ Why Mummy eBook » mummy epub, swears mobile, Why Mummy mobile, Why Mummy Swears EpubAn easy read certainly a fewstories as a working parent which I can relate to but the plot was enormously predictable and the characters where utter stereotypes to the point that sometimes I cringed with embarrassment that this had made it to print There are few books that I’ve started reading that I honestly wanted to bin a few pages in but despite my optimism that it would get better it really did not


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