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mummy epub swears book sunday pdf times free number ebok bestseller download Why Mummy mobile Swears The book Swears The Sunday Times download Mummy Swears The kindle Mummy Swears The Sunday Times mobile Why Mummy Swears The Sunday Times Number One Bestseller PDFThe hilarious second novel and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller from author of the smash hit Why Mummy DrinksMonday 25 JulyThe first day of the holidays I suppose it could’ve been worse I brightly announced that perhaps it might be a lovely idea to go to a stately home and learn about some history As soon as we got there I remembered why I don’t use the flipping National Trust membership – because National Trust properties are full of very precious and breakable items and very precious and breakable items don’t really mix with children especially not small boys Where I had envisaged childish faces glowing with wonder as they took in the treasures of our nation’s illustrious past we instead had me shouting ‘Don’t touch DON’T TOUCH FFS DON’T TOUCH” while stoutly shod pensioners tutted disapprovingly and drafted angry letters to the Daily Mail in their headsHow manydays of the holiday are there?Welcome to Mummy’s worldThe Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business tripsMummy’s marriage is feeling the strain her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould Only Judgy the Proud and Noble Terrier remains loyal as alwaysMummy has also found herself a new challenge working for a hot new tech start up But not only is she worrying if at forty two she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity she’s also somehow accidentally rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard plays hard and doesn’t have to run out when the nanny calls in sickCan Mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? Can she really get away with wearing ‘comfy trousers’ to work? Andimportantly can she find the time to pour herself a large GT?Probably effing not.

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The hilarious second novel and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller from author of the smash hit Why Mummy DrinksMonday 25 JulyThe first day of the holidays I suppose it could’ve been worse I brightly announced that perhaps it might be a lovely idea to go to a stately home and learn about some history As soon as we got there I remembered why I don’t use the flipping National Trust membership – because National Trust properties are full of very precious and breakable items and very precious and breakable items don’t really mix with children especially not small boys Where I had envisaged childish faces glowing with wonder as they took in the treasures of our nation’s illustrious past we instead had me shouting ‘Don’t touch DON’T TOUCH FFS DON’T TOUCH” while stoutly shod pensioners tutted disapprovingly and drafted angry letters to the Daily Mail in their headsHow manydays of the holiday are there?Welcome to Mummy’s worldThe Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business tripsMummy’s marriage is feeling the strain her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould Only Judgy the Proud and Noble Terrier remains loyal as alwaysMummy has also found herself a new challenge working for a hot new tech start up But not only is she worrying if at forty two she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity she’s also somehow accidentally rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard plays hard and doesn’t have to run out when the nanny calls in sickCan Mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? Can she really get away with wearing ‘comfy trousers’ to work? Andimportantly can she find the time to pour herself a large GT?Probably effing not.

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